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#130691 - 07/28/08 07:10 PM DRINKING WITH A TEXAS GIRL
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Registered: 03/04/06
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Loc: Texan in NWFlorida
An old girlfriend of mine in South Texas sent this to me.

A MEXICAN, AN IRAQI, AND A TEXAS GIRL ARE IN THE SAME BAR IN A LITTLE TOWN JUST NORTH OF THE BORDER HAVING A DRINK.

WHEN THE MEXICAN FINISHES HIS BEER, HE THROWS HIS GLASS IN THE AIR, PULLS OUT HIS PISTOL, AND SHOOTS THE GLASS TO PIECES. HE SAYS, "IN MEXICO OUR GLASSES ARE SO CHEAP WE DON'T NEED TO DRINK WITH THE SAME ONE TWICE."

OMAR , THE IRAQI, OBVIOUSLY IMPRESSED BY THIS, DRINKS HIS BEER, THROWS THE GLASS INTO THE AIR, PULLS OUT HIS AK-47, AND SHOOTS THE GLASS TO PIECES. HE SAYS, "IN IRAQ, WE HAVE SO MUCH SAND TO MAKE GLASSES THAT WE DON'T NEED TO DRINK WITH THE SAME ONE TWICE EITHER."

THE GIRL FROM TEXAS, COOL AS A CUCUMBER, PICKS UP HER BEER, DOWNS IT IN ONE GULP, THROWS THE GLASS INTO THE AIR, WHIPS OUT HER HK P7 AND SHOOTS THE MEXICAN AND THE IRAQI. WHILE CATCHING HER GLASS, SETTING IT ON THE BAR, AND CALLING FOR A REFILL, SHE SAYS, "IN TEXAS, WE HAVE SO MANY ILLEGAL ALIENS THAT WE DON'T HAVE TO DRINK WITH THE SAME ONES TWICE."

GOD BLESS TEXAS


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#130692 - 07/29/08 03:51 AM Re: DRINKING WITH A TEXAS GIRL
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Registered: 12/25/03
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Don't know how she was before she was an x, but I think we could use more like her. wink

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#130693 - 07/30/08 07:03 AM Re: DRINKING WITH A TEXAS GIRL
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